As Alex Proud prepares to open a new late night venue in Shoreditch, the London nightlife baron has left a trail of unpaid debts and angry performers in his wake.
His tailor certainly warrants summary execution. In my days, a gentleman would keep his handkerchief neatly folded within the confines of his sleeve, rather than allow any unsightly tumescence. I shall assume the article is to the usual standards of unimpeachability, and make my judgment solely based upon the looks of the little prick.
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Sounds like a helluva creep
His tailor certainly warrants summary execution. In my days, a gentleman would keep his handkerchief neatly folded within the confines of his sleeve, rather than allow any unsightly tumescence. I shall assume the article is to the usual standards of unimpeachability, and make my judgment solely based upon the looks of the little prick.
Thanks for this one! I know people in the cabaret scene who have been trying to get attention drawn to this guy and his approach to business for ages.