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Jo's avatar

Genuinely delighted my subscription pays for work like this. Thanks Jim.

Also: this is mad, almost fantastical. And no doubt true.

Jim Waterson's avatar

Thanks Jo - it genuinely does pay for this stuff, which takes months to put together. But hopefully it also convinces you to remain a subscriber, which means more stories like this can come in future!

Anthony Dhanendran's avatar

This is a great read, but it's pleasing to be able to almost see the grin on Jim's face when he realised he could get "shell companies" right into the lede.

Mike Dowler's avatar

I particularly liked “snail shell companies” on the graphic

Bern's avatar

Exactly. Definitely earns 2 marks.

Dan's avatar

This is the best thing I’ve read all year. Brilliant story. Have to say I quite liked the guy; would make a cracking tv miniseries

ZRC's avatar

Agree! Netflix deal or film rights should be acquired!

Megan Darby's avatar

"Giuseppe is a very good judge of character" - this the same guy who was ratted out by his friend and went to jail for 4 years?

Ben's avatar

Hah no one is perfect!

Ronan Diver's avatar

Baffling to read pre-coffee

Felix's avatar

I've been tempted to subscribe for a few months, but this is just unmissable content - "take my money". I'm sure I'm not the only newbie today. Cracking stuff.

Jim Waterson's avatar

Welcome aboard! Your subscription fee will be going straight out of the door to hire more journalists...

Paul Burns's avatar

What a brilliant read and great piece of writing! I was gripped! Thank you for doing this work and sharing.

Jim Waterson's avatar

Thanks for subscribing and directly paying the costs of reporting it! No overheads or investors…. the pounds go on research, freelance fees, graphics, train tickets for speculative trips to snail farms, etc…

Liam D's avatar

Great journalism again.

Aspects of this remind of Michelle Mone story. Particularly a company owning money and emptied of assets to enable it not to have to pay. Surely the solution should be to stop the facade that zero liability is the be and end all of entrepreneurial enterprise and just make company directors personally liable in certain circumstances.

Mark's avatar

Yet again, outstanding journalism! This has absolutely started my weekend off well!!

This is one of the few subscriptions I genuinely believe I get value from. In some ways it is such a fantastical story, and yet, in others sadly it is a reminder that our tax system is so full of complications and exceptions that it enables this sort of business to be enabled. And yet again, the law, the government and the councils are seriously behind the curve in being able to fix it.

Emma Caseley's avatar

Great writing, what a story. Can the people behind The Gold make the TV drama please?

Dan Calladine's avatar

One question - what happens to all the snails..?

Ann Eastman's avatar

They get plastered in garlic and parsley of course.

Barekicks's avatar

they cannibalise themselves and die

Philippa Perry's avatar

What a scoop Jim!! And I can’t help liking the guy.

John Self's avatar

Brilliant stuff, have shared on socials. Counting down the minutes until the Mail rips off this story.

Tina Hart's avatar

I just read this to my partner over our Saturday morning pot of coffee, and we cackled throughout. Hurray for the story and TerryBall (His real name… sounds like ‘terrible’?! ahahaha) but also, Jim, hurray for your writing. That last line 👏🏼 Please ensure you enter it for all the industry awards 🏆

Izaak Birchall's avatar

I can only imagine how you felt getting on that train at Preston. Amazing work!

Mike Dowler's avatar

Shell shocked?

I’ll get my coat…

Bren's avatar

Ah, the lovable rogue trope! I can just see casting directors checking Toby Jones' availability. Although I suspect the reality may be a bit grimmer.

I think it must count as the first time I've seen HMRC suggested as a sort of social service, supporting the mental health of older people.

In my younger days, I lived in places where it wasn’t unusual to find snails (even if they were unwelcome). I wonder if we should have tried to get a tax break.