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Gaming Overboard!'s avatar

Petition to keep the beep - it's always a handy reminder to put my phone back in my pocket...

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Jim Waterson's avatar

But if they slowed down too much to steal your phone then there’s a risk the bike would lock!

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St Ewart's avatar

They’re not stealing them. They are borrowing them. There is no intention to keep them. Same as the company Lime are ‘borrowing’ the roadways and paths where they leave their unlocked and unprotected.

property.

Reality should be faced , that this commercial,operator are providing a free service to those who can’t otherwise access it. Try cycling a clicking 30kg lump up a hill, no electric assist. It’s not free.

This is back payment for staking out and trying to privatise the kings highway and pavements , turning up and dumping trip hazards all over the place, imagine being partially sighted or blind and falling over them.happens a lot.

On he bright side a lot of non cyclists now know how to cycle. Learning the hard way , breaking collar bones on over powered lumps. And kids get free school trips, evidenced by all the bikes outside of schools in the morning . Anything that keeps car use down in a London is great!

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St Ewart's avatar

Guess you could do ‘IF I WAS TO LEAVE IT UNATTENDED ON THE PAVEMENT SO A CLOWN LIKE YOU COULD TAKE IT.’ (see what I did there).. got any more bright repartee?

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Advocem's avatar

Can I borrow your wallet? And your car? Don’t worry, I have absolutely no intention of keeping them — just a quick joyride and maybe a snack run. Totally fine, right?

Love the Robin Hood energy though — teenage vigilantes liberating e-bikes from the evil Lime overlords. True social justice on two wheels!

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Angela F's avatar

Forget the Google press office, speak to the builders doing the fit out 😉

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Alex's avatar

Labour really should start worrying about their rear flank, it's a lot softer than they think. A non-crackers Green Party would take a lot of votes off them in London.

I appreciate we must all genuflect beyond the eternal wisdom of the Red Wall, but Labour would be daft not to throw London voters a bit of cash.

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Jim Waterson's avatar

London had eight years of Sadiq Khan’s line being that he couldn’t get any money out of an anti-London Tory government. And now, um….

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Alex's avatar

Quite. There's only so many times you can make it clear that Londoners will only be rewarded if they vote somewhere else before they actually start doing it.

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Risingson's avatar

I still would want to sit next to Rachel Reeves and ask her the Bianca del Rio question: "tell me something you do successfully, quickly".

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Boon Koh's avatar

I'd be curious to know why the Lime ebikes are so easily hackable, but not the Human Forest or other companies.

Also - I feel like all the eBike providers have massively jacked up their prices over the past year. It would be interesting to see if they are now rolling in profit.

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James Scantlebury's avatar

The number of kids turning up to secondary school on Lime bikes honestly approaches Dutch levels of bike mode share... There's a huge unmet demand for cycling among young people (as per the work I did in Newham - page 44/45) https://www.newham.gov.uk/downloads/file/7772/newham-sustainable-transport-strategy-2024-

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Jim Waterson's avatar

Also the leg workout that comes from having another teenager in the front bucket is always impressive.

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Joey den Broeder's avatar

Don’t forget how hard it is to pedal an unpowered Lime bike. These kids are getting a serious exercise.

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Maireaddy's avatar

If there is a teenage hire scheme, it’s got to be “manual” bikes. E-bikes are too powerful and, frankly, they (and others) shouldn’t be so lazy.

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Jim Waterson's avatar

This entire publication is reported on an e-bike that does 2,000+ miles across London every year! And in a previous life when running late I’d happily get a bus a few stops to the station - feels fine!

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MBob's avatar

Are (legit) Lime bike users more or less lazy than the 8 million daily users of London’s buses and the Underground?

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Maireaddy's avatar

Youngsters should be doing something active.

And a lot of legit Lime users (I live in Brent where they’re a real menace, to the degree that the council threatened to ban them) say they’re doing it instead of walking to the station - hence the dump of Limes outside stations. They admit it saves them a 15 minute walk! So it’s not subbing for cars.

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MBob's avatar
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I don’t disagree that people in general need to be keeping active but Lime bikes aren’t the significant issue for that.

Usage of bikes and scooters is nuanced - you are correct that some people probably should just walk, but others are using them to make busy lives just a bit more achievable, or to feel safer getting somewhere rather than walking on their own.

How all the hire vehicles impact our streets is a real issue - but your original point was about people’s laziness.

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Jonathan Burnhams's avatar

The hacked lime bikes are essentially a teenage manual bike hire scheme as they don’t engage the motor so are big heavy and slow free transport for them. I love it!

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Lorcan Quinn's avatar

there must be a reason the dockless manual rental bikes got scrapped. I remember berlin was packed with them back in 2017, they clogged up every street corner far worse than lime bikes did.

I actually prefer them to the Ebikes, and were way way cheaper, like 1€ for 30 minutes or something. Possibly london had similar schemes at the time, im not sure. Im guessing theyre easier to rob/break. Wonder will they make a comeback for the cash poor youth

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Mr Christopher J Conder's avatar

How do you know if they said 'Q-word' or 'queue-word'?

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Jon Horsley's avatar

Been thinking for a while that if the beeping actually breaks the bikes like the clicking did, it'd probably be cheaper for Lime just to allow 14 to 18 year olds to use them for free.

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Jim Waterson's avatar

All sorts of insurance issues I guess.

I genuinely have a lot of admiration for the Lime contractors trying to fight the absolute insane kicking that Londoners give the bikes.

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H exquis's avatar

SXSW were giving away tickets like crazy probably, I work on the NHS and we have a few websites where we can get tickets for free and I was very surprised to see SXSW on a couple of them.

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